Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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