I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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