Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
