I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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