He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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