we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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