She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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