i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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