You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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