singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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