barbara walters just said penis...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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