Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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