and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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