I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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