OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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