I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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