just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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