She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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