i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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