i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
should my penis look like a turkey
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
