The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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