I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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