Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
