did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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