You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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