Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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