doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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