spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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