He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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