it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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