I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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