Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
