Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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