Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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