i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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