I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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