were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
