Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
whose ass print is on the piano?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
