hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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