...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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