Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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