"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Who put my cat in the fridge?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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