There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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