you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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