kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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