no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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