maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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