fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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