I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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