it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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