Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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