So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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