He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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