hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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